Keanu Reeves as Spike? They’d be better off hiring someone to hide behind a life-size cardboard cutout of the cartoon Spike and move it around whenever he’s on camera.
Dave on Aug 1, 2008
found here.
Harsh but fair, or a little too harsh? All I know is that Keanu should not play Spike…and I think that if they gave this project to Christopher Nolan it would be most non-heinous.
okay, i was telling peter about this and i accidentally said: “they’re making a live action keanu!” and peter was all “as opposed to the unresponsive, cg keanu they used in all his other movies…”
A conspiracy? IS KEANU EVEN REAL? No CG actor could have convincingly pulled off Ted ‘Theodore’ Logan.
[…] the ideal person to be playing the prince because, well, he’s not Persian. It could be worse, they could have picked Keanu. The leading lady who is apparently meant to be an exotic princess is not really very exotic […]